[the video opens on a fifteen year old girl with a warm, friendly smile on her face. she's wearing the closest thing she can find to professional dress here with a white clutch held on her lap]

Hi! I saw your ad on the network and I spoke to your partner about interviewing for an assistant/secretary/gofer and thought I should introduce myself to you in advance! I'm Tinya Wazzo, I spent two years as my mother's diplomatic attache, and I know a great deal about interplanetary law. [she smiles disarmingly] Granted, most of my knowledge is specific to the 30th century, but I'm sure we can fill in the gaps.