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text; un: shiro (HACKED)

[shiro2hero]

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[ Look, Foggy knows exactly what that eggplant emoji means. But he also knows Shiro - or at least, he knows a version of Shiro. And maybe this one is different enough that he'd send someone he's only met once a text like this with exactly what it implies, but honestly, he seriously doubts it. ]

oh hey, are we sending each other vegetables now?

[shiro2hero]

[Okay, honestly, while that text looks as incriminating as heck, the Real Shiro was sacked out. Thanks, Death Flu. So the sound of the Fluid going off startles him awake.]

[As... does a big green thing that looks like half a guitar staring him in the face. Oh wait. That's an avocado. Why is that an avocado?]

huh ?

[That is. Clearly the most eloquent reply.]

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if that's your way of telling me that avocados don't count as a vegetable because they're technically a fruit, I refuse to accept it

are you sleep texting?

[shiro2hero]

who is

[Give him a second to read the username...]

oh
hi

what are you talking about?

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hey

I'm going to take that as a yes
read back up to the top of this message chain, buddy

1/3

[shiro2hero]

[Give him a second...]

[shiro2hero]

[ W H A T ]

[shiro2hero]

I DIDNTW RITE THAT

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and here I thought we were going to be veggie bros

[shiro2hero]

i didnt

iw ouldn't write that i have

i'm spoken for

[Sorry, Foggy, he's panicking.]

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[ Whoops, now Foggy feels a little bad. Without quite realizing it, he stops the slangy text style he uses with friends and adjusts back to the more professional style he's used to on a more regular basis. ]

I know you didn't, man. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd do; I figured at the most you either actually meant it like an eggplant or you sent it to me accidentally. I didn't think you were propositioning me, and I wasn't planning on accepting.

[ He's spoken for, too - except they're not exactly out yet, so he's just gonna leave that part out. ]

[shiro2hero]

[Okay, well. That statement takes some of the tension out of him. Immediately. He breathes a little easier. His hands steady again.]

i'm sorry about this
i really dont know what happened

but
thank you
for being mature about it

i guess welcome to deerington
weird things like this happen every day

[UnThe Doctor Text Locked]

[borntolove]

+ 1's allowed

[Un: nelson Text Locked]

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oh dude congratulations! I've always wanted to go to a Christmas wedding

this is totally an RSVP yes, with a plus one

[unTheDoctor Text]

[borntolove]

Did you take your shot the dogs brought?

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Normally I'm not in the habit of injecting myself with things that questionable dogs bring me, but after last month? I'm very seriously considering it.

Did you take it?

[borntolove]

Yes